Jokes

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted

My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered

What do you call a

What do you call a dentist’s favourite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor.

I do not believe in

I do not believe in diets. The closest I've been to a diet is erasing the food searches from my browser history.

Why was the tomato blushing?

Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why don’t secret agents play

Why don’t secret agents play cards? Because of all the cheetahs.

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