Jokes

I used to wonder how

I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on. Then I realised he’s probably force fed.

Why don’t robots ever get

Why don’t robots ever get tired? They recharge their batteries.

Why don’t skeletons play music

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they have no organs.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.

Someone knocked me over with

Someone knocked me over with a bottle of sparkling wine. They were using Brut force.

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