Jokes

Invisible

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m invisible. Who said that?

Today, I was conned into

Today, I was conned into buying a broken old mirror. I’m afraid it’s going to reflect poorly on me.

A racehorse and his entourage

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says, “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”

Doctor, doctor

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a teepee and other days I feel like a wigwam. You're too tents.

I’ve recently switched from eating

I’ve recently switched from eating venison to eating pheasant. Absolute game changer.

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