Jokes

I took a nasty tumble

I took a nasty tumble while boarding a flight yesterday and ended up in the hospital. Luckily, the doctor says it’s just an airline fracture.

A group of cleaners I

A group of cleaners I know have started a surf rock band. The Bleach Boys.

Archaeologists recently discovered a set

Archaeologists recently discovered a set of glowing human bones. They believe they’ve found evidence of Neondrathal Man.

I spotted a bird playing

I spotted a bird playing chess. I thought, “Toucan play that game”.

For sale: Watch with quarter

For sale: Watch with quarter of a face. For a limited time only.

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