Jokes

Why don’t oysters share their

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.

My favourite coat is falling

My favourite coat is falling apart and now I’m going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams.

My local zoo requires all

My local zoo requires all the animals to do chores to earn their keep. The lion sweeps tonight.

Why do mountains never get

Why do mountains never get cold? Because they have snow caps.

Why was the lightning bolt

Why was the lightning bolt in trouble? It was charged with battery.

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