Jokes

Why did the calendar stay

Why did the calendar stay in bed? It had too many dates.

What did the fish say

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the golfer bring

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

My pet crow went mute,

My pet crow went mute, so I took him to the vet. Unfortunately, it was a lost caws.

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