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Dangerous Mule

Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One

Last night I dreamed I

Last night I dreamed I had an identical twin. This morning, when I woke up, I was beside myself!

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in

Last night, someone broke into

Last night, someone broke into our house and stole a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water. Police believe it was poachers.

Ever Wonder

Ever wonder: Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is

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