Jokes

A newly found pyramid in

A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There’s a sign on it saying Toot and Come In.

What do you call a

What do you call a carnivorous weatherman? A meat-eaterologist.

I need training before I

I need training before I start my new job at a restaurant. I can’t wait.

Tomorrow is the funeral of

Tomorrow is the funeral of the man who invented air conditioning. Hundreds of fans are expected to attend.

My friend’s son was baptised

My friend’s son was baptised Comic Sans. The vicar used the wrong font.

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