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6 Minutes Late

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at

A group of guys covered

A group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.

How to Prepare for a New Cat

Take cold chicken and noodle soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in

I’ve almost perfected my mime

I’ve almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation.

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so

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