Jokes

If you can’t sleep, try

If you can’t sleep, try lying on the edge of the bed. You’ll soon drop off.

Hiking in your 40s is

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

What do you call a

What do you call a candle in armour? A knight light.

What do you call vampires

What do you call vampires who are good at high wire acts? Acro-bats.

There will be no returns

There will be no returns allowed at my new record store! All sales are vinyl!

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