Jokes

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the large, flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms? Apparently it was ostrich-sized.

I was wondering what soap

I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best.

How does a penguin build

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

What do you call an

What do you call an envious ocean? A jealousea.

Why did the dog sit

Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog.

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