Jokes

What do you get when

What do you get when cross an elephant and a skunk? A smell that you will never forget.

The nurse noticed a man

The nurse noticed a man in golf clothing pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being

What is a basketball player’s

What is a basketball player’s favourite kind of cheese? Swish cheese.

What do you call cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Why don’t you play hide

Why don’t you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.

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