Jokes

Why did the tornado break

Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It found another whirlwind romance.

What do you call an

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why did the nurse bring

Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work? To cheque the patient’s height.

How do smartphones say goodbye?

How do smartphones say goodbye? They hang up.

Why don’t tennis players ever

Why don’t tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them.

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