Jokes

My favourite thing about tongue

My favourite thing about tongue twisters? Hard to say…

A truck load of Lego

A truck load of Lego bricks has overturned on the freeway. Police say they don’t know what to make of it.

So this owl was telling

So this owl was telling me about this party he went to. I couldn’t understand a word he said, but it sounded like a hoot.

I accidentally got locked in

I accidentally got locked in the hall of mirrors. It gave me time to reflect.

Who designs all the buildings

Who designs all the buildings in the oceans? Sharkitects.

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