Jokes

Dark In Here

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came

I’m confused, how can a

I’m confused, how can a cemetery raise its funeral prices… And blame it on the cost of living!

Things you don't want to hear during surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor--we're going to

I smashed a sheet of

I smashed a sheet of glass and I can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.

A Tale With Three Morals

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was

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