Jokes

Why don’t you ever play

Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with mountains? They always peak.

Why do weather reporters always

Why do weather reporters always stay calm? Because they can handle the pressure.

Why did the doctor carry

Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood.

Why did the aeroplane break

Why did the aeroplane break up with the helicopter? It needed some space.

Catelin: My Mom has the

Catelin: My Mom has the worst memory. Amanda: She forgets everything? Catelin: No, she remembers everything!

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