Jokes

What do you call cheese

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Why don’t you play hide

Why don’t you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.

"I proposed to my girl

"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day." "That is cool! What did she say?" She said, "We will get

What do you call a

What do you call a woman who won’t stop singing Christmas songs? Carolyn.

"If you had one dollar

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

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