Jokes

Those Helpful Troopers

This story was told to me by a family friend who is an Illinois State Trooper. One day he was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto

What kind of jacket makes

What kind of jacket makes you hot? A blazer.

Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.

To the man in the

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.

Ignoring me

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

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