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Friday 12 December 2025

Into a bar....

Two men walked into a bar. Which is funny, as you would have thought the second man would have seen it.

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Friday 12 December 2025

A goth is walking down the road...

A goth is walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yuck! What are you doing with that

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Friday 12 December 2025

Descartes follow up

Heisenburg was sitting in a bar. After Descartes vanished, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain." The bartender

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Friday 12 December 2025

Careful how you hang those paintings

An art gallery was in the process of setting up a new room, in which would be displayed works of artists such as Caravaggio, Rubens and Rembrandt. However, the room

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Friday 12 December 2025

Jesus Is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a

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