Jokes

Why was the Easter egg

Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was a little chicken.

A friend has asked me

A friend has asked me to film his wedding, but the zoom button has broken on my camera. I’m not sure how it’s going to pan out.

Why did the pencil look

Why did the pencil look down? Because it was feeling pointless.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the employee bring

Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to go up in the company.

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