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Mastermind

Seamus O Brien had been hailed the most intelligent Irish man for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver' (before

A friend is making me

A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it.

6 Minutes Late

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at

A group of guys covered

A group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve miners”.

How to Prepare for a New Cat

Take cold chicken and noodle soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of the bed and then walk in it in

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