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Marital argument

Four weeks after her wedding day, Susan called her mother. "Mum," she cried, "Steve and I had a really huge fight!" "Calm down, love," said her mum "it's not half as bad as you

Patience

Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and a lot of other virtues you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single.

Doctor, doctor

A man walked into the doctor's, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said "Well, don't go there any more"

Waiter, Waiter

"Waiter! What are these green bits in my alphabet soup?" "They're q-cumber, sir."

Robot

A popular bar had a new robotic barman installed. A customer came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So

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