Jokes

I’ve almost perfected my mime

I’ve almost perfected my mime Elvis act. Just need a little less conversation.

Pregnant Mystery

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.

The Wife's Cat

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at

My friend who is allergic

My friend who is allergic to wax is amazing. No one can hold a candle to him.

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