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A couple of my friends

A couple of my friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish. Cheap skates.

Job at the Zoo

One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the

After my close encounter with

After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked if I saw how many fangs he had. I said, “I don’t know, I didn’t get close enough to Count.”

Find the Rabbit

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them

What do you call a

What do you call a guy who paints pictures of bikes on church ceilings? Cycleangelo.

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