Jokes

Why did the golfer bring

Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Planks

What do you call a man with a plank on his head? Ed Wood What do you call a man with two planks on his head? Edward Wood What do you call a man

I just accidentally hit a

I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender.

Why did the geologist go

Why did the geologist go on a diet? He wanted to lose a little weight.

I used to sneak out

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go back to my house.

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