Jokes

Why do ducks make the

Why do ducks make the best detectives? Because they always manage to quack the case.

Two of me

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me. One at a time please.

What do you call a

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? Pepperonly pizza.

Cops with a Sense of Humor

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the USA. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're

They closed the local bridge

They closed the local bridge today. I still can’t get over it.

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