Jokes

Why did the girl bring

Why did the girl bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains.

What do you call fake

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

A mom and her children

A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her

Why did the math book

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer.

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