Jokes

I was in the kitchen

I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage.

I swallowed a hidden microphone

I swallowed a hidden microphone once. I ended up with a stomach bug.

I ordered a lockable box

I ordered a lockable box and a speaker online. They arrived, safe and sound.

I saw a transparent billboard

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday. I thought to myself, “That’s a clear sign”.

I saw a fireman releasing

I saw a fireman releasing a bunch of female sheep on the side of the roads to eat all the brush in the hills. I asked him why they were

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