Jokes

Why don’t we ever tell

Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.

What do you call an

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

My colour blindnes diagnosis really

My colour blindnes diagnosis really came out of the orange.

Why can’t you trust an

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

The other day I ran

The other day I ran into a friend I hadn’t seen in years. It got really awkward when we had to exchange insurance info.

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