Jokes

Genie

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and

I’m addicted to pressing the

I’m addicted to pressing the F1 key on my computer. I’m trying to get help.

Senility

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up." "That's not senility," replied the

I used to be great

I used to be great at stopping myself from being hit by hailstones by wearing a suit of armour. Now I’m a bit rusty.

Preacher & Children

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule

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