Jokes

My sister met her husband

My sister met her husband at a Scrabble tournament 20 years ago. Next week they’re going to renew their vowels.

I bought one of those

I bought one of those “smart” light switches, but it was too clever for me. So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.

A van delivering snooker supplies

A van delivering snooker supplies has crashed. There are cues on both sides of the highway.

I never should’ve taken that

I never should’ve taken that job as a dragon tamer. I got fired almost immediately.

My local bank is installing

My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.

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