Jokes

An archaeologist is the best

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have... The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Why don’t soccer players play

Why don’t soccer players play hide and seek? They might get too much exposure.

How do you organise a

How do you organise a space-themed party? You planet.

A friend of mine injured

A friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse.

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon? Voice mail.

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