Jokes

A mom and her children

A mom and her children watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. One fascinated child asked, "Mom, does that hurt?" "Oh, yes, it does," she said, remembering her

Why did the math book

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

What do you call a

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer.

What does a cloud wear

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why did the scarecrow win

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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