Jokes

My friend was hit by

My friend was hit by a drum kit the other day. The doctor says he has percussion.

I went into my local

I went into my local print shop this afternoon and said, “I need a 6-foot A, a 6-foot S, and a 6-foot K, and I need them by tomorrow.” The guy

A local gardener just set

A local gardener just set the world record for growing the largest sprig of herbs. It was the greatest of all thyme.

What is a vampire’s favourite

What is a vampire’s favourite soup? Ghoul-ash.

The scissors were going to

The scissors were going to stand for president of the stationery cupboard … But they couldn’t find anyone to run with them.

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