Jokes

I saw a billboard this

I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’. I thought, “That’s a sign of things to come”.

If a Dog Were Your Teacher

If a dog were your teacher you would learn stuff like... When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity

What do you call a

What do you call a firefighter who can identify different type of fires? A fire distinguisher.

Letter of Recommendation

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about

I’m seeing a therapist about

I’m seeing a therapist about my kleptomania issues. I’ve taken something valuable from every session.

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