Jokes

I went to the casino

I went to the casino and had a few spins on the roulette wheel, until they told me to get off it.

Why don’t zombies eat clowns?

Why don’t zombies eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why don’t elephants use computers?

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.

I needed to make a

I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.

Why can’t you play cards

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

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