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Top 20 Engineering Terminology

1. A number of different approaches are being tried -We are still pissing in the wind 2. Extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach to the

I was examining my tomato

I was examining my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank.

Life after Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and

A dictator complained fiercely about

A dictator complained fiercely about the neckwear he received. What a tie rant.

Bat Control

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft

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