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I put some yeast in

I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.

Chihuahua

A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired

I don’t think I could

I don’t think I could cope with a job as a coffee taster. How do they sleep at night?

Exact Change

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man

Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids? He was given the deaf penalty.

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