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A scotsman, an englishman and

A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this?

Why was the computer cold?

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

"Hey, cabby! How much to

"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?" "Five bucks, sir." "And how much for my suitcase?" "No charge for the suitcase, sir." "Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."

Two cows were standing in

Two cows were standing in a field. “Have you heard that mad cow disease is going around?” asked the first. “Yeah,” the other cow replied. “Makes me glad I’m a

Delillah

A man goes to the doctor complaining about constantly hearing the song "Delilah" in his head. The doctor says, "That sounds like a textbook case of Tom Jones syndrome." The man asks,

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