Jokes

I felt sad when my

I felt sad when my tube of toothpaste ended up on the ground. Crest fallen.

8 Boys

Sharon had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what

My friend got to the

My friend got to the final of the local model railway competition. He lost on points.

Pair of curtains

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then.

A friend of mine got

A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.

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