Jokes

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter

Why did the text editor

Why did the text editor go to the chiropractor? To centre his alignment.

Plastics....

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and

This guy told me his

This guy told me his friend Jack invented the hot tub. I said, “Jack, who’s he?”

Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

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