Jokes

I was in Bermuda recently,

I was in Bermuda recently, and I went to see their national orchestra playing. The guy with the triangle mysteriously disappeared.

Glass Eye

A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass

What do you call a

What do you call a bird with a bad cough? A phlegmingo.

Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a

I hate when people go

I hate when people go on about their phobias. I’m terrified of heights but you won’t hear me shouting about it from the rooftops.

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