Jokes

Texas Potatoes

An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England. The Texan says, "In Texas, we grow potatoes eight inches across!" The Englishman says, "In England, we grow them to

I learnt everything I know

I learnt everything I know about being a trapeze artist online. I couldn’t have done it without the net.

The Gambler

It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady

Why did Darth Vader search

Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.

Bar Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey

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