Jokes

Husband: The nerve of that

Husband: The nerve of that doctor! Saying I’m so old that he referred me to an archaeologist. Wife: Audiologist, dear. You can’t hear.

Computer strings walk into a bar

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s

I’m a natural at weight

I’m a natural at weight lifting. I picked it up quickly.

Stiff Sentence

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd

I saw a pirate standing

I saw a pirate standing in a pile of gold on his ship that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

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