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I am trying to sell

I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch.

Blonde kills a fish

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

I never understood odourless candles. They

I never understood odourless candles. They don’t make scents.

Skydiver

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked, "If our chute doesn't open;

Why did the two electrical

Why did the two electrical cables split up? There was no spark between them.

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