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A goth is walking down the road...

A goth is walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yuck! What are you doing with that

Descartes follow up

Heisenburg was sitting in a bar. After Descartes vanished, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain." The bartender

Careful how you hang those paintings

An art gallery was in the process of setting up a new room, in which would be displayed works of artists such as Caravaggio, Rubens and Rembrandt. However, the room

Jesus Is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a

Marital argument

Four weeks after her wedding day, Susan called her mother. "Mum," she cried, "Steve and I had a really huge fight!" "Calm down, love," said her mum "it's not half as bad as you

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