Jokes

Why did the teacher wear

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.

How does a computer catch

How does a computer catch fish? With its internet.

I thought I’d get tired

I thought I’d get tired on my mountain climbing adventure. Turned out I was in peak condition.

Why did the skeleton stay

Why did the skeleton stay home on Halloween? He had no body to go with.

Why did the tourist bring

Why did the tourist bring a ladder on vacation? To reach new heights.

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