Jokes

Making a Selection

I've heard it said that the way to pick a barber in a barbershop is to choose the one with the worst haircut -- they cut each others' hair.

I’m a farmer and I

I’m a farmer and I keep getting headaches after harvesting my crops. The doctor says it’s my grains.

Cultural Differences Explained

Cultural differences explained: Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. Americans:

I told my therapist, “I

I told my therapist, “I think I’m addicted to Instagram.” She said, “I’m sorry. I don’t think I’m following you.”

Coma wife

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were

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