Jokes

A baby camel was born

A baby camel was born at the zoo last week and the poor thing had no hump... So they named him Humphrey.

Why don’t phones play hide

Why don’t phones play hide and seek? Because they always ring.

Why was the cat sitting

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

My girlfriend is leaving me

My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can’t see me anymore.

How does a scientist freshen

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints.

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