Jokes

My friend went for a

My friend went for a job at a sunscreen factory but didn’t get it. He’s going to reapply.

Definition of Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:

I saw a group of

I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “They’re game for a laugh”.

The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent

I never mention how much

I never mention how much I hate listening to music on the lake. I don’t want to rock the boat.

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