Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry

Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.

In a few weeks, I’m

In a few weeks, I’m gonna go visit the Prime Meridian. Not sure what I’m gonna do in the Mean Time.

What did the ocean say

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

I just purchased an original

I just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it’s original because there’s a bit of veneer missing.

Why did the coffee file

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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