Jokes

"Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry,

"Dad, I am hungry." "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

Why don’t scientists trust stairs?

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always up to something.

Just found out my parents

Just found out my parents left me an entire parcel of land. That means a whole lot.

A customer walked up to

A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a cheque. “Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.” She dug though her purse and handed

What do you get if

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

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