Jokes

The aorta is my favourite

The aorta is my favourite artery. It has a special place in my heart.

Boasting About Races

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

It turns out my hospital

It turns out my hospital gown matched my insurance. I thought I was covered but I wasn’t.

Dog Playing Chess

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I

I used to work in

I used to work in a shoe recycling centre. It was sole destroying.

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