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What do you call an

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why did the nurse bring

Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work? To cheque the patient’s height.

How do smartphones say goodbye?

How do smartphones say goodbye? They hang up.

Why don’t tennis players ever

Why don’t tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them.

A little boy asked his

A little boy asked his grandmother what year she was born. She told him she was born in 1935. "Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "If you were a baseball card, you'd be worth

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