Jokes

Why did Darth Vader search

Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.

Bar Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey

I went to the bank

I went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. I think he was the loan arranger.

Farmer Joe and his Mule

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's

I didn’t think I’d fail

I didn’t think I’d fail my origami exam. But that’s just how things unfolded.

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