Jokes

The Bunny and the Snake

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One

An anaesthetist friend of mine

An anaesthetist friend of mine has just passed his exams. Next he has a passing out parade.

Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter

Why did the text editor

Why did the text editor go to the chiropractor? To centre his alignment.

Plastics....

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and

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