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I went into my local

I went into my local library and asked if they had any books on floor panels. “No,” the librarian replied. “We keep them on shelves here”.

Who takes the hammers, nails,

Who takes the hammers, nails, and similar tools to work? The screw driver.

After a vacation in London,

After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat... Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back? Wife: Take them to a bank and covert

The owner of the tuxedo

The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

Why did the golfer bring

Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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