Jokes

Captain's Parrot

Harry the Magician was performing on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The pay was lousy, but the audience changed weekly, so he could do the same tricks

Sad that the local archery

Sad that the local archery business had to close. They weren’t hitting their targets.

Halloween or Christmas

Why can't Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.

My mirror ball and my

My mirror ball and my smoke machine stopped working. Guess I’ll have to call a disco tech to fix them.

Heavenly Fans

Hillary and Clinton.......... Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks

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