Jokes

Pair of curtains

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Well pull yourself together then.

A friend of mine got

A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch.

Old Man

An old couple was sitting in the waiting room of the doctor's office when

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly

I’ve bought a new eco-friendly suit made of desert cactus leaves. I look really sharp in it.

Dog Seat

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R

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