Jokes

"I married an Irishman on

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day." "Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

What did the grape say

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

A priest in a mask

A priest in a mask just threw some holy water at me. A bit odd I know, but I think it’s a blessing in disguise.

Where do landscapers sleep? In the

Where do landscapers sleep? In the flower bed.

Why are jack o’lanterns more

Why are jack o’lanterns more clever than other pumpkins? The candle makes them brighter.

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