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Working Dogs

Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog is called woodworker..

My wife orders so much

My wife orders so much from Amazon that if I got a job as an Amazon driver they’d probably just let me work from home.

Drug Dealer Vs Software Developers

Drug dealers Software developers Refer to their clients as "users". Refer to their clients as "users". "The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..." Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move

Orange fizzy drinks are so

Orange fizzy drinks are so much better when you put a piece of cinnamon into them. Fanta stick.

Face Lift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he pops into

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