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I asked my friend why

I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a farmer. He said he chose the wrong field.

Never throw false teeth at

Never throw false teeth at your vehicle. You might denture car.

Someone told me that his

Someone told me that his hippo was trained to use a toilet. I think it’s just a hippo potty myth.

After a rough day spent

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough. “I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister. “You’re crazy,” she said. “For thinking of selling them?” “For

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