Jokes

Halloween or Christmas

Why can't Computer Scientists tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 OCT. = 25 DEC.

My mirror ball and my

My mirror ball and my smoke machine stopped working. Guess I’ll have to call a disco tech to fix them.

Heavenly Fans

Hillary and Clinton.......... Hillary dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks

I am trying to sell

I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch.

Blonde kills a fish

How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.

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