Jokes

What do you call fake

What do you call fake noodles? An impasta.

I invented a new dance

I invented a new dance where I pretend to sign my autograph in mid-air. It’s my signature move.

Technology will never produce a

Technology will never produce a writing implement with the same grace as an old-fashioned pen. It has no e-quill.

What did the biologist wear

What did the biologist wear to impress his date? Designer genes.

Why don’t ghosts go out

Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain? They hate getting their sheets wet.

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