Jokes

I never understood odourless candles. They

I never understood odourless candles. They don’t make scents.

Skydiver

The skydiving instructor was going through the question and answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question always asked, "If our chute doesn't open;

Why did the two electrical

Why did the two electrical cables split up? There was no spark between them.

The Bunny and the Snake

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth. One

An anaesthetist friend of mine

An anaesthetist friend of mine has just passed his exams. Next he has a passing out parade.

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