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Sunday 7 December 2025

What do you call a

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Saturday 6 December 2025

What do you call two

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

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Friday 5 December 2025

Due to personal reasons, I

Due to personal reasons, I will be saying “Aye” and “Arrrggggh” instead of yes and no from now on. Please respect my piracy at this difficult time.

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Friday 5 December 2025

Why did the woman give

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks? She didn't want him to get cold feet.

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Friday 5 December 2025

Why do ghosts like elevators?

Why do ghosts like elevators? Because they lift their spirits.

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