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I landed a part in

I landed a part in a community theatre production about a giant bakery. I wouldn’t say I was the star, but I did play a big roll.

Study of Dogs

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening

Imagine being a vampire and

Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can’t bite. That would just suck.

Things We Can Learn from a Dog

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to

How does a funeral director

How does a funeral director start his day? With his mourning coffee.

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