Jokes

Orange fizzy drinks are so

Orange fizzy drinks are so much better when you put a piece of cinnamon into them. Fanta stick.

Face Lift

A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he pops into

I landed a part in

I landed a part in a community theatre production about a giant bakery. I wouldn’t say I was the star, but I did play a big roll.

Study of Dogs

Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening

Imagine being a vampire and

Imagine being a vampire and losing your fangs so you can’t bite. That would just suck.

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