Jokes

Why was the lightning bolt

Why was the lightning bolt in trouble? It was charged with battery.

Why did the mushroom go

Why did the mushroom go to the party alone? Because he’s a fungi.

Why did the stapler go

Why did the stapler go to therapy? Because it had attachment issues.

I turned on the navigation

I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me! Just then I realised I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an

I’m taking steps to overcome

I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction but I’m not out of the woods yet.

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