Jokes

What has three wheels and

What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.

Accused

A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your

My new job requires me

My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I’m not strong enough. I’m gonna have to turn in my too-weak notice.

Wigwam or Teepee?

A guy goes to a psychiatrist in the hopes of alleviating his confusion. "I don't know what's going on", he tells the doctor. "I don't know if I'm a wigwam

The aorta is my favourite

The aorta is my favourite artery. It has a special place in my heart.

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