Jokes

This guy told me his

This guy told me his friend Jack invented the hot tub. I said, “Jack, who’s he?”

Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.

I was in Bermuda recently,

I was in Bermuda recently, and I went to see their national orchestra playing. The guy with the triangle mysteriously disappeared.

Glass Eye

A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass

What do you call a

What do you call a bird with a bad cough? A phlegmingo.

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