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Army

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you

Someone has stolen all the

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.

What if I die first?

A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place... She: "Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?" He:

I’m opening a new shadow

I’m opening a new shadow puppet theatre. The business plan says I’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.

Santa's checkride

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves

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