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Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic

Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

The Bell

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that

What do you call a

What do you call a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit? A lamb bikini.

It's that time of year again

MERRY CHRISTMAS better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north pole >town

If you feel lonely, just

If you feel lonely, just start a small business. Then at least you’ll have a little company.

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