Jokes

I took legal action once

I took legal action once against someone who tried to copy my quantum luggage. It was an open and shut case.

Rent Due

A big, burly man visited the vicarage and asked to see the vicar's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish

I’ve decided I’m gonna go

I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet. There’s not nearly enough food on just the one.

Pope in heaven

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the Pope

I just saw a palaeontologist

I just saw a palaeontologist sitting in a bar talking to a piece of coal. He must be carbon dating.

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