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Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of

Scientists have recently noticed that

Scientists have recently noticed that crows are not making as much noise. Researchers are busy looking for the cause.

Cats in Physics

Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of

I never understood why we

I never understood why we have those arrows with rubber suckers at the end. They’re pointless.

Another Eng/Phys/Math

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible. The engineer forms the flock into a

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