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Cat/Human Quiz

Humans: Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying: a) Welcome home b) The phone rang twice while you were

What do you call a

What do you call a female pirate who loses a leg? Peg.

Plate of spagetti in a bar

A plate of spagetti walks into bar. The bartender says "Get out of here, we don't serve food!"

How do you make a

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take its chair away.

The Bear

Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start

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