Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th November 2010

Dilbert//7887, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 18th November 2010

Tags

email boss clear nonsense act randomly turn on and off

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I got your e-mail. It almost made sense."

Dilbert says, "My plan is to act randomly and hope for the best."

The Boss says, "Perhaps I can be more clear."

Dilbert says, "Really? You can just turn it on and off like that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT YOUR EMAIL.

IT ALMOST MADE SENSE.

MY PLAN IS TO ACT RANDOMLY AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

PERHAPS I CAN BE MORE CLEAR.

REALLY?

YOU CAN JUST TURN IT ON AND OFF LIKE THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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