Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th November 2010

Dilbert//7886, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 17th November 2010

Tags

summary history of the earth time hours

Official transcript

The man who could not summarize Man says, "It all started 4.53 billion years ago during the Hadean eon."

Man says, "I hope you don't mind if I skip over the part where the earth formed by accretion from the solar nebula."

Hours Later Man says, "...And that formed what we call the moon."

Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll just ask someone else what time it is."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MAN WHO COULD NOT SUMMARIZE IT ALL STARTED 4.53 BILLION YEARS AGO DURING THE HADEAN EON I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I SKIP OVER THE PART WHERE THE EARTH FORMED BY ACCRETION FROM THE SOLAR NEBULA.

HOURS LATER ... AND THAT FORMED WHAT WE CALL THE MOON.

MAYBE I'LL JUST ASK SOMEONE ELSE WHAT TIME IT IS.

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