Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th November 2010

Dilbert//7888, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 19th November 2010

Tags

website revamp launch technology crash success failure

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "We launched our revamped website today."

Dilbert says, "All of the technology we used is already obsolete and every vendor we hired is out of business."

Dilbert says, "?And it just crashed."

Dilbert says, "I miss the days when we had brief windows of success."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE LAUNCHED OUR REVAMPED WEBSITE TODAY.

ALL OF THE TECHNOLOGY WE USED IS ALREADY OBSOLETE AND EVERY VENDOR WE HIRED IS OUT OF BUSINESS.

. AND IT JUST CRASHED.

I MISS THE DAYS WHEN WE HAD BRIEF WINDOWS OF SUCCESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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