Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th October 2010

Dilbert//7846, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 8th October 2010

Tags

customer meeting attractive woman shake hand handsome man translate business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "The customer is an attractive young woman. You'll need to bring a handsome man with you to translate."

The Boss says, "The translator will repeat everything you say, word for word, but he'll say it more handsomely."

Dilbert says, "Hi."

Customer says, "What's he jabbering about?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CUSTOMER IS AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG WOMAN. YOULL NEED TO BRING A HANDSOME MAN WITH YOU TO TRANSLATE.

THE TRANSLATOR WILL REPEAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY, WORD FOR WORD, BUT HELL SAY IT MORE HANDSOMELY.

HI.

WHAT'S HE JABBERING ABOUT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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